“Money Talk” by Brader Ah Long Mao…
The caption reads: How to convert the 88 cents into “valuable paper (bundles)” in the next 20-year span…?
Ooops! Brader Ah Long Mao from Wang Mari 555 $ervice$ Enterprise is still doing an “intensive” research on finance banking, lah… You know – library search, teleinterviews and all that… it’s quite cumbersome, though! This is a promo advertisement only, what?! Heh!
Anyway, Brader Ah Long Mao really wants to help the young Bidayuhs* (yes, the young ones!) to get involve in this discreet financial business. It’s free of charge**, anyway! as this Brader Ah Long Mao really stay true to his slogan “Ini Ah Long Mao tolong maah…“
And now YOU DO BELIEVE that money can talk-talk one, ah… Heh!
So, watch out for the next article to be appeared in this blog!
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* Forget about the Bidayuh old folks @ home, lah!
** If they (the Bidayuh old folks) want to lend the money from Wang Mari 555 $ervice$ Enterprise, then they should pay an extra 20% – 35% for administration, etc. charges… L.O.L!!!
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Tiyung Dayak a.k.a. Teddy a.k.a. Ted a.k.a. TD
Who is this Tiyung Dayak guy?!
Yes, I have appointed myself as a Blogotician prior to the 12th General Election, which was held all over Malaysia on March 08, 2008. And for the first time in Malaysian history since her independence from the Brits 50 years ago, 2/3 of BN majority has been denied by the opposition. Yes, thanks again to the advancement of ICT – the domain factor that has proves its effectiveness in this cyber war games, where blogs and blogging are the submain factors that has and ever will influence voters’ perception toward ineffective Malaysian leaders (and not just the ineffective Bidayuh leaders).
Since time immemorial (?!), the Malaysians have been denied the truth and most of the time they have been fed with true lies through the gomen-controlled mainstream media! Based on my random survey, it is safe for me to conclude that almost 85% of Malaysian population did not have access to the ICT. But then, there is hope for the better, especially among the young, educated Malaysians, as they are now the major force behind this IT Age Revolution, who are gradually aware about the importance of ICT and put in use in their daily life.
Yes, I hereby take an “e-oath” that I’ll be a responsible Blogotician and practice my rights to express my views freely (here and there!) for the betterment of the future of Bidayuh young ones…
In the name of “Hope for a Better Future” I swear, lah…
Disclaimer: Yes, correct! Come to know him (first) before you’ll love him (and NOT the other way round)… L.O.L.!!!
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I will watch out for more post
This better be not one of those get rich quick schemes.
The disclaimer given by Brader Ah Long Mao stated that he won’t be held responsible for any misuse of the information given in the article(s)… He’s now still struggling to write another article. Thus, it is advisable that such information should be used in a discreet manner lah.
I’m wondering, how and where Brader Ah Long Mao got that so much money!!! Is Wang Mari 555 $ervice$ Enterprise a legal business?! Heh…