It’s “confirmed”!!!
Between The Lines. 2009. Another Dayak blogger for N. 29 Batang Ai. April 1, 2009 Edition.
Between The Lines. 2009. Another Dayak blogger for N. 29 Batang Ai. April 1, 2009 Edition.
Yup, it’s confirmed that the above “news cutting” is just a joke – specially crafted for this APRIL FOOLS’ DAY, lah!
In case of medical emergency (heart attack and/or hypertension), please go to the nearest medical centre a.s.a.p. Kesian Mr. Badak… Hopefully he’ll get well soon!
And no lawsuit, please!
L.O.L.!!!
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That is amusing. Good article for quiet guy.
Great post !