Tiyung Dayak – “The Sour Dayak Apple” in Bidayuh Politics

For the Greater Glory of Bidayuh Politics

Thanks, but NO!, George!

Yes, George did it again – as reported at the front page of yesterday’s Borneo Post! It’s fine and it doesn’t matter whether the Dayak Bidayuh MPs have delivered 100% of the seats to BN or not.

Nay, a federal post is just nothing if you can’t deliver any progress to your respective constituency, isn’t it? They (I mean those Dayak MPs) are just puppets (deputies), while their master puppets (fool ministers, partying presidents, etc.) control everything!

It’s just like when(ever) you apply for an IRPA (Intensified Research in Priority Areas) grant, it won’t be guaranteed that whether you can get it or not from MoSTI, lah… Your project proposal(s) should be in (a) working condition…

Thanks for the lobbying job (?) done, George! I don’t think the Bidayuh people will take (a) riot into the street just because all their MPs were not given any of the Federal post! Anyway, the path is now slowly being cleared of lallangs… Now it’s time (to burn the lallangs) for Getah Kawén Masing planting project(s)… Nay, that’s a lie!

Borneo Post. 2009. Dr Chan sad over Riot’s exclusion. April 10, 2009 Edition.

Borneo Post. 2009. Dr Chan sad over Riot’s exclusion. April 10, 2009 Edition.

Borneo Post. 2009. Dr Chan sad over Riot’s exclusion. April 10, 2009 Edition.

Borneo Post. 2009. Dr Chan sad over Riot’s exclusion. April 10, 2009 Edition.

April 11, 2009 Posted by tiyungdayak | 02 Bidayuh Politics, 05 Dayakism, 09 Sarawak Politics | | 6 Comments

Think about it!

I was stunned when I was told that one of our Indonesian workers had contracted venereal disease this morning! Well, I had a look at his and others’ medical reports and, wahlau wéh!

How did they contract the disease? The obvious reason was through illicit sexual relations, lah!

Yup, it’s true that MONEY can buy everything (including monkey love) but not love and health…

Click the following link for further information on the origin and history of AIDS.

And here’s another interesting “breakthrough” in science: Barter trading

So, please STOP MONKEYING AROUND, as it will do you no good, lah! I know that one of our Dayak MPs used to monkeying around last time – see what has happened to him now! Poor boy…

L.O.L.!!!

April 11, 2009 Posted by tiyungdayak | 03 Miscellaneous | | No Comments Yet