Think about it!
I was stunned when I was told that one of our Indonesian workers had contracted venereal disease this morning! Well, I had a look at his and others’ medical reports and, wahlau wéh!
How did they contract the disease? The obvious reason was through illicit sexual relations, lah!
Yup, it’s true that MONEY can buy everything (including monkey love) but not love and health…
Click the following link for further information on the origin and history of AIDS.
And here’s another interesting “breakthrough” in science: Barter trading…
So, please STOP MONKEYING AROUND, as it will do you no good, lah! I know that one of our Dayak MPs used to monkeying around last time – see what has happened to him now! Poor boy…
L.O.L.!!!
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- The Bidayuh STAR
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- Malaysia Day September 9, 2009
- The Dayaks’ DEEP THROAT
- Poisoned Fruits Of Merdeka: Incapacitate The Dayaks August 26, 2009While it’s almost meaningless to relate Merdeka Day to the Dayaks, it is rightly so. When some Dayak goons writing stuffs in local daily telling us to appreciate the fruits of merdeka, they are merely cheat themselves. Why appreciate when the fruit in fact is poisonous. From education, healthcare, infrastructure etc in such a pathetic [...]
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- Victoria Institution contoh sekolah satu aliran November 5, 2009Dipetik dari sini. GAGASAN 1Malaysia tidak mungkin terlaksana tanpa penubuhan sekolah satu aliran. Bagaimana mungkin ia terjadi jika 12 tahun kanak-kanak berada di satu tempat iaitu: 1 tahun di peringkat prasekolah, 6 tahun sekolah rendah dan kemudian 5 tahun di sekolah menengah. Bayangkanlah betapa akrabnya hubungan antara kaum jika sejak berumur 6 tahun me […]
- Blog aggregators November 4, 2009Just a simple notification. If you’re in need of social-political blog articles, I find these two blog aggregators as the best reference points out there: 1) http://tersenarai.blogspot.com/ and 2) http://thesakmongkoljournal.blogspot.com/ The former is operated by a blogger named Kenn while the latter is operated by Dato’ Mohd Ariff Sabri Abdul A […]
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- Saga Peras Ugut 4 August 27, 2009
- The HEARTBROKEN & BROKEN HEARTED Dayak(s)…
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- The Salako Bato
- The Highlander(s)
- Pair November 5, 20091. In Perak State there are two funny things. Perak has two Menteri Besar. One is Nizar and one is Zamri. Furthermore, Perak has two speakers. One is Sivakumar and one is one is Ganesan. Somehow, they have only one State Assembly and I do not know how these two clowns run the state. Up to you to figure out.2. In MCA there are to Deputy President as well. One […]
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- Pair November 5, 2009
- The NEW AGE Dayaks
- Confederation of Malaysia November 11, 2009Written by Dr. John Brian Anthony Why Confederation and not a Federation? The only Federation in Malaysia is the Federated Malay States that made up West Malaysia. Malaysia was formed by 4 sovereign countries: Malaya, Singapore, Sabah and Sarawak. When Singapore pull away within the time frame allowable Malaysia is left with three countries. I am not sure [. […]
- Lack of political will to uphold rights of indigenous peoples November 11, 2009By Ragunath Kesavan Dayakbaru: Where are our Dayak Ministers – are they protecting our Dayak rights? 2009-09-18 | PRESS RELEASE: The Malaysian Bar is disappointed at the Government’s continuing lack of political will to promote and protect the welfare and rights of indigenous peoples throughout Malaysia. The Government’s inaction makes a mockery of its […]
- Confederation of Malaysia November 11, 2009
- The PARANG ILANG (Sword) Master…
- Taib's "Till Death Do Us Part" Cabinet November 12, 2009It is quite obvious now that Taib wants to die in office. His "new" cabinet line up sees no "new" ministers being appointed and a few "new" assistant ministers, all yes-men and sycophants, like any good cabinet should be of course. They are only there for Taib and themselves, not the rakyat.There is still no clear successor in s […]
- MPOC Advert Banned By UK For Being Misleading November 2, 2009Blow to Malaysian palm oil industry as UK bans advert from Survival International 2 November Oil palms planted on recently-deforested land, Sarawak© M Ross/ Survival – Penan tribe in Borneo welcomes ban An advert for Malaysian palm oil has been banned in the UK, dealing a major blow to the credibility of Malaysia’s palm oil industry. Members of the hunter-ga […]
- Taib's "Till Death Do Us Part" Cabinet November 12, 2009
- Another Warrior from Borneo…
- Larry Sng's position is now SUPP's dilemma. November 11, 2009As anticipated in my last posting, partyless Larry Sng is being retained in Taib's bloated Cabinet as a partyless legislator and thus technically not representing any of the four BN ruling parties in Sarawak. It is just like comparing Idris Jala who is a Federal Minister and whose senator's appointment was not mooted or derived from any ruling part […]
- Politics of Accomodation, Sarawak Style. October 29, 2009Taib's impending so-called cabinet reshuffle will certainly mirrors one of accomodating a few individuals to appease certain personalities, or, more appropriately, to please entrenched influential family warlordom.In the case of Larry Sng, am dead sure that he will be kept in the lineup despite the bare fact that he does not belong to any political part […]
- Larry Sng's position is now SUPP's dilemma. November 11, 2009
- Grandpa Andan’s World View
- How Pakatan Rakyat government in Perak was Put to Death October 22, 2009
- Protect S’wak from peninsula politics: Nazri August 18, 2009
- The Digested News…
- The Herald in KadazanDusun language banned November 12, 2009
- Blatant censorship by Utusan Malaysia November 11, 2009
- The Angel of Borneonization
- Bakun Mega Scandal November 8, 2009This article is taken from Malaysiakini, written by Dr KUA KIA SOONG, director of Suaram. He was member of parliament for Petaling Jaya from 1990 to 1995.Nearly 50 years after independence for Sarawak, we see a comparison with the 'Highland Clearances' in Scotland during the 18th century when the highlanders were driven off their lands for capitali […]
- Removing The Weakest Link In The Chain November 7, 2009Dr Jeffrey Kitingan is like a pampered boy who sulks each time he is unhappy with his parents or does not get what he wants from his mother. Like the pampered boy, his self-centered and narrow-minded tendencies makes him the weakest link in any chain of relationship.Dr Jeffrey quit as PKR vice-president, citing his dissatisfaction over the party’s choice of […]
- Bakun Mega Scandal November 8, 2009
- Rice Wine, Unlimited.
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- Cops hindered in rape probe October 22, 2009Cops hindered in rape probe By Yunus Yussop CID chief says even NGOs who made issue public have given us zero cooperation BINTULU: Investigations into the alleged rape of Penan girls and women have been hampered by a lack of cooperation from various quarters, Criminal Investigation Department (CID) director Datuk Seri Mohd Bakri Mohd Zinin said yesterday.Bak […]
- Lelaki mati diserang ketika makan October 22, 2009
- ABUN SUI ANYIT Plc.
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- TANAH PENDUDUK BELAGA TERUS DIRAMPAS OLEH SYARIKAT November 5, 2009BELAGA, SARAWAK : 05-11-2009 Penduduk Rumah Tuai Rumah Long Koyan berjaya menghalang Syarikat Samling Plantation dari terus menceroboh kawasan Tanah NCR mereka kelmarin (04-11-2009). Walau bagaimanapun, hari ini pekerja Syarikat bersama dengan serombongan Polis Diraja Malaysia dari Belaga telah pergi ke tempat Kampung Long Koyan untuk menggertak penduduk rum […]
- PENGHULU MENUMBUK RAKYAT November 10, 2009
- The Dayak Women Network
- Our Power February 23, 2009Dayak sisters, we are women of immensed power.We have the power to influence our menfolks, our children and the community we live in. We have the ability to multi-task. We have the ability to talk a lot (what men regard as incessant chatter) is actually our power to put to good use. Instead of sitting around and talking bad about so and so, let's use th […]
- Goals, dreams and wants December 31, 2008Women,Have we written down the dreams, wants and goals that we hope to acheive for ourselves for the year 2009? These can be:1. Individual goals: for our own needs e.g. to lose weight, be a better financial saver, upgrade our skills or to increase our knowledge in a specific area or to be a better person from the spiritual aspect.2. Family goals: for our hus […]
- Our Power February 23, 2009
- Malaysia Today
- NOTICE! Please go to the new site November 8, 2009We have just launched our new site. Please go to http://malaysia-today.net/ (http://malaysia-today.net/)This site, mt.m2day.org (http://mt.m2day.org/) ,...
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- Let me explain November 7, 2009My non-Muslim friends think that an Islamic State means you will now be stoned to death...
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- Cooperation and competition November 7, 2009Meanwhile, Pakatan Rakyat should as well demonstrate a willingness to cooperate, including not using too strong words to criticise the federal government and enhance communication through Parliament sittings and...
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- NOTICE! Please go to the new site November 8, 2009
- Sin Chew
- A ‘Flat’ Asean? November 12, 2009What is your degree of optimism that there will be free flow of capital and investment (in the Asean region) after 2015? What is your degree of optimism that there will be free flow of human resources (in the Asean region) after 2015? read more
- New life for Croatia's griffon vultures November 12, 2009Rescued and nurtured for nearly a year, then fitted with a satellite transmitter, Letricia appeared reluctant at first to leave its island sanctuary and embark on its long, uncertain migration. read more
- Sri Lanka's top general quits: military source November 12, 2009COLOMBO, Nov 12 (AFP) - Sri Lanka's top general, Sarath Fonseka, the architect of the army's recent victory over Tamil rebels who was switched to a more ceremonial position, quit Thursday, a military source said. read more
- Thai Buddhist couple shot dead in south: police November 12, 2009YALA, Nov 12 (AFP) - Suspected Islamic insurgents shot dead a Buddhist couple and wounded five villagers in a bomb attack in Thailand's troubled Muslim-majority south, police said Thursday. read more
- Mexican drug baron makes Forbes power list November 12, 2009WASHINGTON, Nov 12 (AFP) - The leader of a Mexican drug cartel made Forbes' magazines list of the world's most powerful people, well ahead of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy and Russian President Dmitry Medvedev. read more
- Japan police widen body part search in 'psycho' murder November 12, 2009TOKYO, Nov 12 (AFP) - Japanese police planned to deploy up to 500 officers Friday to scour a mountainous area for more remains of a woman whose head and other dispersed body parts have been found since last week. read more
- Crash robs teen of second marriage on wedding day November 12, 2009For teenager K. Kanmany, wedded bliss was sadly, not meant to be. The 19-year-old was previously married to an Indonesian immigrant who fled the country after the birth of their son. read more
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- Australian PM pledges to protect Indian students November 12, 2009NEW DELHI, Nov 12 (AFP) - Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd, on an official visit to New Delhi, vowed Thursday to take all possible action to end allegedly racial attacks on Indian students in Melbourne and Sydney. read more
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- Malaysia Kini
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- Tiada bonus 2 bulan untuk k'tangan awamBagaimanapun, perdana menteri memberi jaminan untuk kaji pemberian tambahan bonus RM500 dalam masa terdekat sekiranya keadaan ekonomi mengizinkan, kata presiden Cuepacs, Omar Osman.
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- Majlis Keselamatan Negara tekan DO?Seorang ADUN Selangor mendakwa wujudnya tekanan Majlis Keselamatan Negara (MKN) terhadap pentadbiran Selangor, yang dikatakan berkaitan dengan pilihan raya kecil DUN Bagan Pinang.
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- Saari: Jais 'niat tidak baik' tarik tauliahSeorang ketua jabatan di sebuah universiti antara tujuh orang yang ditamatkan pentauliahan mereka tanpa sebab oleh Jabatan Agama Islam Selangor (Jais), kata ADUN Pakatan Rakyat hari ini.
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- Dr Asri tawar hati ketuai YadimSelepas kontroversi hangat dengan Persatuan Peguam Syarie Malaysia (PGSM), Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin kini sudah tawar hati untuk mengetuai Yayasan Dakwah Islamiah Malaysia (Yadim).
- Penulis blog tidak minat bincang isu bai'ah PASPenulis blog yang selama ini kritis terhadap kepimpinan PAS dan sering mendedahkan pergeseran dalamannya, kini dilihat ‘tidak berminat' untuk berpolemik mengenai isu bai'ah talak tiga yang rancak didebatkan sekarang.
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- The Might of the Pen
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