And the “Grandma Award” goes to …
Aiyah! Enough of politicking for the day, lah!
I just want to share with my fellow bloggers about my latest, limited edition collection – as shown below…
Announcing the arrival of Mr. and Mrs. Smith...
Wow... Looks like Enjalina Joli and Bred Pit plak... Mantap gitu, an ideal couple... L.O.L.!!!
Another hot couple in da haos - Aper namer ’ntah... A very loving couple...
Wuiyo... Bikin sumua orang jeles jer tengok ni... Whatever lah; it’s an American style, what...?!
Yup, I know that some of you (especially the lady-bloggers) would envy that handmade crafts! That macho chopping boards are locally known as “sengkalan” and the feminine-look objects are the ladles (lady-like, uh…), locally known as “sendok”. The chopping boards were made of Keranji (Dialium sp.) wood and the ladles were made of Puti wood. Anyway, I can’t remember its scientific name – I’ll check later, lah.
Those handmade crafts were proudly Made in Sarawak by my Melanau friends (the two brothers) few days ago…
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Hi TD!
Can you tell us about EJ’s vital stat.???
Aiyah…
According to reliable, COSMOPOLITANIA e-zine:
EJ’s vital stat: 33.5 cm tall x 7.5 cm wide x 1.3 cm (?)…
L.O.L.!!!
According to a reliable source, Puti wood is scientifically known as
Koilodepas spp. Click here for details.