Tiyung Dayak – “The Sour Dayak Apple” in Bidayuh Politics

For the Greater Glory of Bidayuh Politics

“The Sour Dayak Apple” in Bidayuh Politics?

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Welcome Bloggers and Blogoticians,

Yes, that’s my blog name! So, what’s in a name, anyway?

And why did I choose “Tiyung Dayak“? The answer is simple. As I’m looking at the current, not-so-called “ill fated” Bidayuh politics, I hope that I could play my part for its “remedy” through sharing of my views (creative writings) online.

The Bidayuh knew that “Tiyung Dayak” (also known as The African Eggplant; Solanum macrocarpon) fruits are rich in Vitamin C, and that’s why I, as an avid medicinal plants enthusiast, would like to prescribe “the Tiyung Dayak juice” to treat “scurvy” that currently affects Bidayuh politics! In fact, the Pegaga (Centella asiatica) leaves are also good to improve one’s memory and to stay forever young, lah! Heh…

Oopsss! I’ll be back right after the “commercial”… so, see ya!

—— 13 minutes later ——

Yup, I’m back on screen. Where do I finish just now? (I’m talking to my “Press Secretary”, lah…) What?! Kari tiyung? Owh, OK lah

Well bloggers, I just want to create a more relax atmosphere inside here. I hope that you’ll enjoy your readings. Most of my writings (including other blogoticians’ writings), however, were “snatched without knowledge” from our public forum, to be archived in this blog for future reference.

To my fellow Blogoticians, do practice healthy e-blogotical lifestyle. Do not follow our former Minister of Health’s foolish act! Stay true to you e-spouses, lah! If you need more e-Tiyung Dayak Vita-C juice, gimme a call, NO PROBLEM! Ini Ah Long Mao tolong maahhh… Just add another 20% (do I hear 35%?!) as commission for my runner. Our e-company accepts online payment via MasterCard555 only. Owh, one more thing, in case of “emergency crackdown”, just shut down your blog and go hiding to mainland China for a month or two… Heh!

Happy reading and keep on blogging/blogoticking!

Jackson Mangan - The Ambassador, TIYUNG DAYAK, Inc.

Jackson Mangan
TIYUNG DAYAK, INC.

The Ambassador / Wholesaler / Exporter of e-Tiyung Dayak Vita-C pasteurized, bottled juice… (Owh, what a dream!).

e-Class “A” Contractor License also got, what!

March 4, 2008.

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March 3, 2008 - Posted by | 01 Introduction

2 Comments »

  1. Tiyung Dayak, just like tempoyak, combines well in any recipe for a delicious dish, let it be oyuo, siyuok, tuun, fish, Mandura fingers and palms, or just heat it on open fire and make a samal with chilli out of it.

    Comment by swisserikin | March 14, 2008 | Reply

  2. You are welcome to my blog.

    Yea, we need so sourness in our political recipes so that our people will be more aware of their presence, “Nai labar tiung” and put in a lot of chilly padi so their noses will run and run…. what do you think?

    Only with them, sour grapes out of the picture, can we move forward to fight for a better future where Bidayuh Tiung can be really appreciated and NOT classified “TIUNG LAIN LAIN” AND “oteak chiek SIJA,MA LAWAN”. Wonder when Manyin will dare to go to the MELANAU areas that since they are smaller than the Bidayuhs, they should support HIM to be CM instead!
    The SUN and the MOON will sure fall down…he..he..heh…

    Comment by partistar | March 15, 2008 | Reply


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