Tiyung Dayak – “The Sour Dayak Apple” in Bidayuh Politics

For the Greater Glory of Bidayuh Politics

The Seven Buddies…

Friendly reminder(s) from the seven buddies on “what’s and what nuts”

 

L.O.L.!!!

 

 

The “most economical” pin-up poster!

 

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April 10, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 06 Product(s) Promotion, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

Scouting around…

Yeah; why not!?

 

Just bring it along whenever you’re going to attend the vote counting at any counting centre!

 

It’s Baden-Powell Scouts’ Association motto: “Be Prepared”.

 

 

Be prepared; bring along your torch light(s) to the vote counting centres...

 

April 10, 2011 Posted by | 03 Miscellaneous, 06 Product(s) Promotion, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

The Prayer…

The following prayer (or “biau” in Iban) was composed by my colleague – Manang JJ. We based our story from here and here.

 

As usual, do enjoy it, folks!

 

 

The “appeasing gods” ceremony...

 

 

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In Christianity, a prayer – to be led by prayer leader(s) is more than enough in asking God’s blessings – with sincere heart(s)! As we can see here, it’s obvious that the candidate serves “two masters”!

 

We do care, of course!

April 8, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

The “(Soft) Living Skills”…

It’s “oral tradition” actually; meaning that the idea presented below was “plucked” from somewhere else!

 

Do enjoy it, folks!

 

 

The infamous 7 Ps...

April 7, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

The “Minority Report”* – 18SX, you…

 

Whoring around lately, uh?!

 

The infamous party-hopping (or leapfrogging, whatever!) is a MAJOR political malady in Malaysia. Nay, this isn’t a stereotype statement. It’s all about “human lust and greed (that) induce corruption”, remember!?

 

So far, it happened in Sarawak (and Perak, of course!). Therefore, it’s safe to “dub” these infamouskickdefellas” as “whore-s(l)eeking**” guys!

 

To those political aspirants out there, yup!; you could be one of them – some day! No need to place a bet (on that), as we’ve no doubt about it! It’s kinda2 times 5” thing… And for sure, it’ll haunt them for life!

 

L.O.L.!!!

 

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* It has nothing to do with this infamous film.

** Sexual favors are the best that money can buy instead of true love!

April 2, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

The game prediction…

Well, we don’t have to!

 

For sure, “leapfrogging” will happen – a.s.a.p.! Anyway, the subject on “xxx-ing” is quite complex to be discussed!

 

Should you need more info, kindly surf to this and this!

 

 

The “Good night” hunting?

 

March 31, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

MONEY TALK – Part IV – “Financial investment”…

 

The act of betrayal – in the making, of course!

 

 

They say that “money is good”; but then, IF misused, it’s the MOTHER source of all evil…

 

Sad but it’s true! People tend to be blurred whenever they saw bundles of greenback! Donations to charity organizations?!

 

You bet!

 

Yup; we’ve read, heard and seen on how civilizations collapsed due to human greed! See the followings:

1. Corruption (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Political_corruption);

2. Piney’s Quotes – Money and corruption (http://www.pineywoodsplace.com/qmoney.html);

3. Famous Quotes and Quotations about Greed (http://quotes.liberty-tree.ca/quotes_about/greed);

4. Proverbs with Corrupt (http://www.special-dictionary.com/proverbs/keywords/corrupt/);

5. Top 7 Corruption Quotes (http://www.aeriagloris.com/YesToRiches/Top7CorruptionQuotes.htm); and

6. The Origin of Some Old Sayings (http://www.localhistories.org/sayings.html).

 

To fully understand the above exposé, kindly access it here.

 

March 31, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 07 The Greatest Scam, 09 Sarawak Politics | 1 Comment

The MRP* “Scandal(s)”…

To some people, the “MRP” stands for “Minor Rural Project” (fund).

 

To us?! Nay…

 

Anyway, my colleague and I got the idea (as presented below) based on the following article. As usual, do enjoy the show!

 

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O’ by the way, on behalf of Tiyung Dayak, Inc., we are hereby agree and therefore allow the use of any recent “political caricatures” – for free – by the non-BN party (to be included in any political leaflet or PowerPoint presentation) – from now on until midnight of April 15, 2011 (if any, lah)! Share it (and do enjoy the light moment) with the kampong folks back home, OK!? That’s why we maintained the use of Iban dialect(s) (e.g. Sibu/Kapit and Sri Aman) for the script…

 

And then; we would convene another “meeting” – whether we should (or should not) get our PayPal account ready, lah

 

L.O.L.!!!

 

Whatever your interpretation is, it’s still RELEVANT!


March 24, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

MONEY TALK 2011 – Sarawak’s “Special Edition” – Part I

We were just wondering…

 

How are they going to spend the recently “announced” ±RM250 million – after the state election then?!

 

Well, speculations are rife; the followings are part of it!

 

Enjoy the rest of the show, folks!

 

 

HEAR YE! HEAR YE! Guess who’s that guy?! Sng?! Nay...

 

March 21, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment

MONEY TALK 2011 – Sarawak’s “Special Edition” – Part II

 

The “proposed” management plan(s)...

 

March 21, 2011 Posted by | 04 Money Talk, 09 Sarawak Politics | Leave a comment